Welcome to the Official Webmonkey Link Button Page®. The OWLBP is your one-stop shopping source for all your Webmonkey link button needs. In today's dog-eat-dog world, most people simply don't have time to create high-quality, high-impact graphics when they want to link their site to Webmonkey. Well, folks, we've done the hard work for you. Now you can add the international prestige and sexiness that comes with the Webmonkey logo - instantly! And for free!
It's a simple four-step process (see below for extensive exceptions and stipulations, and other legal notices that'll put the fear of JC in you):
- Select the Webmonkey logo that best suits your needs and personal biases.
- Steal it.
- Stick in on your Web site.
- Sit back, and watch the love roll in.
The Link Buttons
Big, bold, sassy. Did somebody say "in your face"? The preferred Webmonkey logo for the discriminating promoter.
Want all the Monkey flavor in a snack-sized package? Then try the Mini Monkey. Perfect for tucking into those hard-to-reach places between ad banners.
Sure, the Monkey logo is an internationally recognized icon, transcending language and bringing smiles to the faces of children all over the world, but sometimes you need a little extra explanation. That's where the Monkey/Text Combo comes into play. Available in both large and small sizes - for your pleasure!
These are the latest and greatest Webmonkey link buttons, especially designed to match our most recent design. You want to be cutting-edge, right? Well, don't you? What are you, scared?
Nobody likes madness. Madness is bad. Webmonkey openly denounces
madness, and these buttons clearly demonstrate that fact.
These are the infamous hex-nut logotypes. Use sparingly. Do not laminate. Keep away from open flame. No shoes, no shirt - no service.
*NOTE: You can't just go using our logo all willy-nilly. There are rules here, bub. You want to throw our society into complete anarchy? Here are some important things to remember:
Use this code when adding the graphic to your page:
<A HREF="http://go.hotwired.com/webmonkey/linkbutton">
<IMG SRC="webmonkey.gif" ALT="Webmonkey"></A>
The minimum size of the Webmonkey logo is 50 by 57 pixels. The maximum size is 260 by 293. Sure, you can go ahead and push the envelope with the sizing, but only if you're willing to fly in the face of three years of design research and over $1 million in government-subsidized grants.
Do not use the Webmonkey logo together with the hex-nut logotype
(see top of this page). Are you totally insane? Pick one or the other.
If you're affixing the logo to an Adults Only site, please refrain from using it to cover the genitalia of nude models.
Like uranium or cute little kitties, the Webmonkey logo should be treated with extreme care and respect.
Legal Notice: By copying the Webmonkey® logo and/or the information
necessary to create a Webmonkey logo and hyperlink on your site (see
Linking
Information above), you may be granted a non-assignable, non-transferable,
and
non-exclusive license to use the Webmonkey logo and the Linking Information
for the limited purpose of creating a link to
www.hotwired.com/webmonkey. You may not modify the Webmonkey logo or the
Linking Information in any manner, nor may you use the Webmonkey logo or
Linking Information for any other purpose. We reserve the right to revoke
this license at any time and for any reason.
